" phone book "

 [ "phone book" ]

1: Verb: A child abuse strategy employing a phone book as a "protective" pad between the victim and a wrench. When used the phone book technique will result in severe internal injuries which don't photograph well, and are therefore less likely to be used against you in court. The over-all result is a more grievous and a more private injury.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm pretty drunk, but I still don't want to go back to jail. I guess I'll have to phone book my redheaded step kids. 

 [ "phone book" ]

1: Slang for a telephone directory.

  * e.g.,  ... "pass us the phone book" 

 [ "phone book" ]

1: Used as to describe the appearance of someone...from the joke "she/he's so ugly his name shouldn't be in the phone book."

  * e.g.,  ... Two guys are at the park and a particulary ugly girl walks past them. They look at each other and say, "phone book!" 

 [ "Phone book" ]

1: The book one uses to find the phone number of their internet service provider when they can't get the internet to work on their own.

  * e.g.,  ... aw fuck dude, grab the phone book, my internet's fucked and I wanna show you this bitch stomp on this guys balls repeatedly... it's hot. 

 [ "Phone Book Bet" ]

1: Seen in the movie "Dukes of Hazzard". if you lose a bet, you get a phone book smacked across your face. The loser of the bet gets to pick which side they want to be smacked on

  * e.g.,  ... i'll bet you the phone book bet that i wont break any of these bottles of shine!!! 

 [ "Alabama phone book" ]

1: a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.

  * e.g.,  ... I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin. 

 [ "phone book pimpin" ]

1: When you open up your cell phone contact list, which is full of girls and you just pick one to chill with for the night.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Mulldozer what you up to tonight. Man nothing I was just about to go phone book pimpin for that girl a Long. 

 [ "rolled up phone book" ]

1: An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.

  * e.g.,  ... Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book 

 [ "full as a fairy's phone book" ]

1: Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night." 

 [ "Phone Book Wanker" ]

1: A waster who calls random numbers from the phone book, usually late at night, for their own amusement. Very different from a briefcase wanker or buswanker but remarkably bawbagish.

  * e.g.,  ... -phone rings late at night and is answered by person who is not a phone book wanker-